{"product_id":"total-eclipse-of-the-tart","title":"Total Eclipse of The Tart","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTotal Eclipse of the Tart\u003c\/strong\u003e turns the glorious excess of early-80s power ballads into something altogether sweeter. A raspberry tart takes centre stage beneath a darkened sun, surrounded by storm clouds, rugged landscapes and sweeping crimson fabric — all rendered with the unapologetic drama of forgotten 1983 rock merchandise.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFinished with a deliberately aged, vintage-print feel, it’s theatrical, moody and magnificently overblown in all the right ways. From a distance, an epic piece of vintage rock artwork. Up close, you realise all that emotion is being directed at a tart.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Greasy Lover","offers":[{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":64561124213113,"sku":"7165215_483","price":29.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":64561124245881,"sku":"7165215_514","price":29.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":64561124278649,"sku":"7165215_545","price":29.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":64561124311417,"sku":"7165215_576","price":29.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":64561124344185,"sku":"7165215_607","price":29.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":64561124376953,"sku":"7165215_638","price":29.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":64561124409721,"sku":"7165215_495","price":29.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":64561124442489,"sku":"7165215_526","price":29.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":64561124475257,"sku":"7165215_557","price":29.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":64561124508025,"sku":"7165215_588","price":29.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":64561124540793,"sku":"7165215_619","price":29.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":64561124573561,"sku":"7165215_650","price":29.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1036\/7087\/4489\/files\/011-product1.png?v=1789334512","url":"https:\/\/greasylover.com\/products\/total-eclipse-of-the-tart","provider":"Greasy Lover","version":"1.0","type":"link"}