Every Broth You Take T-Shirt | 80s Music Pun

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€29.00

ColorMilitary Green

Size

Gildan® 64000 · Classic Unisex fit

Size	Chest width	Body length
S	45.7 cm	71.1 cm
M	50.8 cm	73.7 cm
L	55.9 cm	76.2 cm
XL	61.0 cm	78.7 cm
2XL	66.0 cm	81.3 cm
3XL	71.1 cm	83.8 cm

Garment measurements, not body measurements. Allow for manufacturing tolerances.

How to measure

A — Chest width
Lay a T-shirt flat and measure across the chest, approximately 2.5 cm (1 inch) below the armholes.

B — Body length
Measure from the highest point of the shoulder beside the collar to the bottom hem.

Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL

LOCALLY FULFILLED

14-DAYS RETURNS

UNISEX DESIGN

Every Broth You Take serves up early-80s new-wave cool with a decidedly warmer centre. Stark typography, flashes of red and a grainy overhead bowl of broth come together in a stripped-back graphic inspired by the sharp, sophisticated visual language of 1983.

Finished with a deliberately faded, worn-in print, it has the feel of an obscure vintage band tee you might have pulled from the back of a record-shop rack. Minimal, moody and effortlessly wearable — until someone gets close enough to actually read it.

Gildan Softstyle® 64000 Adult T-Shirt

A lightweight, soft-style unisex tee made for everyday wear. Ring-spun yarn gives it a smoother, softer feel, while reinforced stitching and shoulder taping provide lasting durability.

Garment details

* Lightweight 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²) fabric
* Soft ring-spun cotton construction
* Classic unisex fit
* Double-stitched neckline and sleeves
* Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
* Quarter-turned to reduce centre creasing

Fabric composition

* Solid colours: 100% ring-spun cotton
* Sport Grey: 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
* Dark Heather and Heather colours: 65% polyester, 35% ring-spun cotton
* Graphite Heather: 50% polyester, 50% ring-spun cotton

The blank garment is sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, the Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala.

Product information and compliance

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White colour variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

Age restrictions: For adults

EU Warranty: 2 years

Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), GREASY LOVER ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product-safety-related enquiries or concerns, please contact us at [hello@greasylover.com] or write to us at Unit 13 Knockmitten Lane, Western Industrial Estate, Dublin 12, D12 YV34.

Machine wash cold and inside out. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not bleach or iron directly over the print.

The Details

Printed on a premium soft-style cotton tee with a vintage style design, this t-shirt captures the spirit of 80s pop rock culture with a delicious twist.

Soft ring-spun cotton
Lightweight everyday feel
Classic unisex fit
Printed to order
Fulfilled closer to you

MILITARY GREEN

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The PoliceEvery Breath You Take

Every Broth You Take

The Police’s 1983 hit “Every Breath You Take” sounds gentle, but there’s a watchful tension beneath the melody. "Every Broth You Take" turns that gaze towards a simmering pot, because some broths deserve your undivided attention. Watch the original video behind the tee.

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