Pretty Fly (For a Fried Rice) T-Shirt

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€29.00

ColorBlack

Size

Gildan® 64000 · Classic Unisex fit

Size	Chest width	Body length
S	45.7 cm	71.1 cm
M	50.8 cm	73.7 cm
L	55.9 cm	76.2 cm
XL	61.0 cm	78.7 cm
2XL	66.0 cm	81.3 cm
3XL	71.1 cm	83.8 cm

Garment measurements, not body measurements. Allow for manufacturing tolerances.

How to measure

A — Chest width
Lay a T-shirt flat and measure across the chest, approximately 2.5 cm (1 inch) below the armholes.

B — Body length
Measure from the highest point of the shoulder beside the collar to the bottom hem.

Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL

LOCALLY FULFILLED

14-DAYS RETURNS

UNISEX DESIGN

Pretty Fry (For A Fried Rice) serves up late-90s alternative attitude with all the subtlety of a takeaway carton hitting the floor. Rough, distressed lettering sits above an exploded box of fried rice, rendered in dirty ivory, mustard yellow and red for the feel of a forgotten punk tee pulled straight from the back of a record shop.

Printed with a deliberately worn, imperfect finish, the artwork has all the scrappy energy of the era without turning into novelty merch. Loud enough to get noticed, battered enough to look like you've owned it for years — and considerably better with chopsticks.

Gildan Softstyle® 64000 Adult T-Shirt

A lightweight, soft-style unisex tee made for everyday wear. Ring-spun yarn gives it a smoother, softer feel, while reinforced stitching and shoulder taping provide lasting durability.

Garment details

* Lightweight 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²) fabric
* Soft ring-spun cotton construction
* Classic unisex fit
* Double-stitched neckline and sleeves
* Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
* Quarter-turned to reduce centre creasing

Fabric composition

* Solid colours: 100% ring-spun cotton
* Sport Grey: 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
* Dark Heather and Heather colours: 65% polyester, 35% ring-spun cotton
* Graphite Heather: 50% polyester, 50% ring-spun cotton

The blank garment is sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, the Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala.

Product information and compliance

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White colour variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

Age restrictions: For adults

EU Warranty: 2 years

Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), GREASY LOVER ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product-safety-related enquiries or concerns, please contact us at [hello@greasylover.com] or write to us at Unit 13 Knockmitten Lane, Western Industrial Estate, Dublin 12, D12 YV34.

Machine wash cold and inside out. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not bleach or iron directly over the print.

Pretty Fry (For A Fried Rice) artwork detail

The Details

Printed on a premium soft-style cotton tee with a vintage style design, this t-shirt captures the spirit of late 90s Skater rock culture with a delicious twist.

Soft ring-spun cotton
Lightweight everyday feel
Classic unisex fit
Printed to order
Fulfilled closer to you

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The OffspringPretty Fly (For a White Guy)

Pretty Fry (For a Fried Rice)

The Offspring’s 1998 hit “Pretty Fly (For a White Guy)” pokes fun at trying too hard to look cool. "Pretty Fry (For a Fried Rice)" brings that irreverent pop-punk energy to the takeaway, with distressed lettering and fried-rice chaos. Watch the original video behind the tee.

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