Blinding Flat Whites T-Shirt | Coffee Pun

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€29.00

ColorBlack

Size

Gildan® 64000 · Classic Unisex fit

Size	Chest width	Body length
S	45.7 cm	71.1 cm
M	50.8 cm	73.7 cm
L	55.9 cm	76.2 cm
XL	61.0 cm	78.7 cm
2XL	66.0 cm	81.3 cm
3XL	71.1 cm	83.8 cm

Garment measurements, not body measurements. Allow for manufacturing tolerances.

How to measure

A — Chest width
Lay a T-shirt flat and measure across the chest, approximately 2.5 cm (1 inch) below the armholes.

B — Body length
Measure from the highest point of the shoulder beside the collar to the bottom hem.

Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL

LOCALLY FULFILLED

14-DAYS RETURNS

UNISEX DESIGN

I've been trying to call. I've been on my own for long enough. And frankly, I could murder a coffee. Blinding Flat Whites.

Straight out of the neon-soaked synth-pop nights of 2020, this late-night caffeine anthem serves up a perfectly poured flat white, rain-streaked diner windows and enough red neon to keep you awake until sunrise. All the drama of a broken heart, with considerably better latte art.

Gildan Softstyle® 64000 Adult T-Shirt

A lightweight, soft-style unisex tee made for everyday wear. Ring-spun yarn gives it a smoother, softer feel, while reinforced stitching and shoulder taping provide lasting durability.

Garment details

* Lightweight 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²) fabric
* Soft ring-spun cotton construction
* Classic unisex fit
* Double-stitched neckline and sleeves
* Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
* Quarter-turned to reduce centre creasing

Fabric composition

* Solid colours: 100% ring-spun cotton
* Sport Grey: 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
* Dark Heather and Heather colours: 65% polyester, 35% ring-spun cotton
* Graphite Heather: 50% polyester, 50% ring-spun cotton

The blank garment is sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, the Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala.

Product information and compliance

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White colour variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

Age restrictions: For adults

EU Warranty: 2 years

Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), GREASY LOVER ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product-safety-related enquiries or concerns, please contact us at [hello@greasylover.com] or write to us at Unit 13 Knockmitten Lane, Western Industrial Estate, Dublin 12, D12 YV34.

Machine wash cold and inside out. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not bleach or iron directly over the print.

The Details

Printed on a premium soft-style cotton tee with a vintage style design, this t-shirt captures the spirit of the early-2020s synth pop era with a delicious twist.

Soft ring-spun cotton
Lightweight everyday feel
Classic unisex fit
Printed to order
Fulfilled closer to you

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The WeekndBlinding Lights

Blinding Flat Whites

The Weeknd’s “Blinding Lights” pairs a racing beat, shimmering synths and an aching vocal with the rush of a city after dark. Our "Blinding Flat Whites" T-shirt gives that neon-soaked pop atmosphere a caffeine kick, blending crimson and cyan artwork with a coffee pun for those still wide awake after the last chorus. Late nights, double shots. Press play and hear the synth-pop anthem behind our coffee-inspired tee.

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