Granola Gay T-Shirt | 80s Synth-Pop Pun

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€29.00

ColorBlack

Size

Gildan® 64000 · Classic Unisex fit

Size	Chest width	Body length
S	45.7 cm	71.1 cm
M	50.8 cm	73.7 cm
L	55.9 cm	76.2 cm
XL	61.0 cm	78.7 cm
2XL	66.0 cm	81.3 cm
3XL	71.1 cm	83.8 cm

Garment measurements, not body measurements. Allow for manufacturing tolerances.

How to measure

A — Chest width
Lay a T-shirt flat and measure across the chest, approximately 2.5 cm (1 inch) below the armholes.

B — Body length
Measure from the highest point of the shoulder beside the collar to the bottom hem.

Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL

LOCALLY FULFILLED

14-DAYS RETURNS

UNISEX DESIGN

It's eight fifteen. And that's the time that it's always been. Granola Gay, it didn't have to end this way.

Inspired by the synth-pop sounds of 1980, this gloriously deadpan tribute serves up distressed ivory typography, a vintage bowl of granola and just enough burnt orange to make breakfast feel like an existential crisis. Cold, electronic and surprisingly high in fibre.

Gildan Softstyle® 64000 Adult T-Shirt

A lightweight, soft-style unisex tee made for everyday wear. Ring-spun yarn gives it a smoother, softer feel, while reinforced stitching and shoulder taping provide lasting durability.

Garment details

* Lightweight 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²) fabric
* Soft ring-spun cotton construction
* Classic unisex fit
* Double-stitched neckline and sleeves
* Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
* Quarter-turned to reduce centre creasing

Fabric composition

* Solid colours: 100% ring-spun cotton
* Sport Grey: 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
* Dark Heather and Heather colours: 65% polyester, 35% ring-spun cotton
* Graphite Heather: 50% polyester, 50% ring-spun cotton

The blank garment is sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, the Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala.

Product information and compliance

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White colour variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

Age restrictions: For adults

EU Warranty: 2 years

Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), GREASY LOVER ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product-safety-related enquiries or concerns, please contact us at [hello@greasylover.com] or write to us at Unit 13 Knockmitten Lane, Western Industrial Estate, Dublin 12, D12 YV34.

Machine wash cold and inside out. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not bleach or iron directly over the print.

The Details

Printed on a premium soft-style cotton tee with a vintage style design, this t-shirt captures the spirit of early-1980s synth pop era with a delicious twist.

Soft ring-spun cotton
Lightweight everyday feel
Classic unisex fit
Printed to order
Fulfilled closer to you

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Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark’s “Enola Gay” pairs a bright, instantly recognisable synth melody with a darker historical message, capturing the adventurous spirit of British electronic pop in 1980. Our "Granola Gay" T-shirt brings a breakfast twist to that early synth-pop aesthetic, combining irregular lettering with distressed bowl artwork and scattered grains. Crisp electronics, crunchier breakfast. Press play and revisit the track behind our new-wave food pun tee.

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