Pies Without a Base T-Shirt | 80s Music Pun

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€29.00

ColorBlack

Size

Gildan® 64000 · Classic Unisex fit

Size	Chest width	Body length
S	45.7 cm	71.1 cm
M	50.8 cm	73.7 cm
L	55.9 cm	76.2 cm
XL	61.0 cm	78.7 cm
2XL	66.0 cm	81.3 cm
3XL	71.1 cm	83.8 cm

Garment measurements, not body measurements. Allow for manufacturing tolerances.

How to measure

A — Chest width
Lay a T-shirt flat and measure across the chest, approximately 2.5 cm (1 inch) below the armholes.

B — Body length
Measure from the highest point of the shoulder beside the collar to the bottom hem.

Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL

LOCALLY FULFILLED

14-DAYS RETURNS

UNISEX DESIGN

There's a hole in my pastry, and it's telling me lies. Pies Without a Base.

Straight out of the moody, leather-clad world of 1984 new wave comes a meat pie with serious structural issues. Featuring distressed crimson and hot-pink artwork, brooding post-punk typography and a traditional British pie that's spectacularly lost its bottom, this vintage-inspired tee serves up a generous helping of eighties attitude.

Gildan Softstyle® 64000 Adult T-Shirt

A lightweight, soft-style unisex tee made for everyday wear. Ring-spun yarn gives it a smoother, softer feel, while reinforced stitching and shoulder taping provide lasting durability.

Garment details

* Lightweight 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²) fabric
* Soft ring-spun cotton construction
* Classic unisex fit
* Double-stitched neckline and sleeves
* Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
* Quarter-turned to reduce centre creasing

Fabric composition

* Solid colours: 100% ring-spun cotton
* Sport Grey: 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
* Dark Heather and Heather colours: 65% polyester, 35% ring-spun cotton
* Graphite Heather: 50% polyester, 50% ring-spun cotton

The blank garment is sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, the Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala.

Product information and compliance

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White colour variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

Age restrictions: For adults

EU Warranty: 2 years

Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), GREASY LOVER ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product-safety-related enquiries or concerns, please contact us at [hello@greasylover.com] or write to us at Unit 13 Knockmitten Lane, Western Industrial Estate, Dublin 12, D12 YV34.

Machine wash cold and inside out. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not bleach or iron directly over the print.

The Details

Printed on a premium soft-style cotton tee with a vintage style design, this t-shirt captures the spirit of early-1980s new wave rock era with a delicious twist.

Soft ring-spun cotton
Lightweight everyday feel
Classic unisex fit
Printed to order
Fulfilled closer to you

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Billy IdolEyes Without a Face

Pies Without a Base

Billy Idol’s “Eyes Without a Face” blends shimmering synths, a pulsing bassline and a restrained vocal before breaking into snarling rock guitar. Our "Pies Without a Base" T-shirt gives that moody 1984 atmosphere a pastry twist, serving up vintage new-wave attitude with a serious structural problem. All feeling, no foundation. Press play and revisit the track behind our most emotionally unstable pie.

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