Total Eclipse of the Tart T-Shirt

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€29.00

ColorDark Heather

Size

Gildan® 64000 · Classic Unisex fit

Size	Chest width	Body length
S	45.7 cm	71.1 cm
M	50.8 cm	73.7 cm
L	55.9 cm	76.2 cm
XL	61.0 cm	78.7 cm
2XL	66.0 cm	81.3 cm
3XL	71.1 cm	83.8 cm

Garment measurements, not body measurements. Allow for manufacturing tolerances.

How to measure

A — Chest width
Lay a T-shirt flat and measure across the chest, approximately 2.5 cm (1 inch) below the armholes.

B — Body length
Measure from the highest point of the shoulder beside the collar to the bottom hem.

Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL

LOCALLY FULFILLED

14-DAYS RETURNS

UNISEX DESIGN

Total Eclipse of the Tart turns the glorious excess of early-80s power ballads into something altogether sweeter. A raspberry tart takes centre stage beneath a darkened sun, surrounded by storm clouds, rugged landscapes and sweeping crimson fabric — all rendered with the unapologetic drama of forgotten 1983 rock merchandise.

Finished with a deliberately aged, vintage-print feel, it’s theatrical, moody and magnificently overblown in all the right ways. From a distance, an epic piece of vintage rock artwork. Up close, you realise all that emotion is being directed at a tart.

Gildan Softstyle® 64000 Adult T-Shirt

A lightweight, soft-style unisex tee made for everyday wear. Ring-spun yarn gives it a smoother, softer feel, while reinforced stitching and shoulder taping provide lasting durability.

Garment details

* Lightweight 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²) fabric
* Soft ring-spun cotton construction
* Classic unisex fit
* Double-stitched neckline and sleeves
* Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
* Quarter-turned to reduce centre creasing

Fabric composition

* Solid colours: 100% ring-spun cotton
* Sport Grey: 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
* Dark Heather and Heather colours: 65% polyester, 35% ring-spun cotton
* Graphite Heather: 50% polyester, 50% ring-spun cotton

The blank garment is sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, the Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala.

Product information and compliance

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White colour variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

Age restrictions: For adults

EU Warranty: 2 years

Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), GREASY LOVER ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product-safety-related enquiries or concerns, please contact us at [hello@greasylover.com] or write to us at Unit 13 Knockmitten Lane, Western Industrial Estate, Dublin 12, D12 YV34.

Machine wash cold and inside out. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not bleach or iron directly over the print.

Total Eclipse of The Tart artwork detail

The Details

Printed on a premium soft-style cotton tee with a vintage style design, this t-shirt captures the spirit of soaring 80s power ballad culture with a delicious twist.

Soft ring-spun cotton
Lightweight everyday feel
Classic unisex fit
Printed to order
Fulfilled closer to you

DARK HEATHER

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Bonnie TylerTotal Eclipse of The Heart

Total Eclipse of The Tart

Bonnie Tyler’s 1983 power ballad “Total Eclipse of the Heart” makes heartbreak feel larger than life. "Total Eclipse of the Tart" brings that grand drama to the bakery, where one dessert is enough to eclipse everything else. Watch the original video behind the tee.

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